California is great if you want to be constantly bombarded with accusations of racism, sexism, ableism, cisgenderedism, etc. You better check your damn privilege and stay woke.
If a SF resident in 2017 heard “man up”, Girl would get 30 minutes about the patriarchal society, gender-conforming bias, and how Girl is empowering Trump voters with xenophobia.
My mom said this to me recently:
“You are really bad about answering text messages. You don’t think they are important and then never respond”.
I’m the disappointing child.
Todd pulls his phone out of his pocket, and finds a message not from Claire, but from Girl. He hesitantly opens the message, and stares in disbelief at the words:
“I hope you boys are enjoying the horses. Don’t get into too much trouble. We need to talk when you get home.”
I saw Jimmy Buffett twice, Elton John and Billy Joel together, and Rush in the last couple years. Its a hodgepodge of ages and groups of people at all three. But only Buffett had people racing vibrators down a pine box derby track.
Girl: “I wonder how high Todd’s credit limit is…”
Todd: Message from Chase Bank- “Please verify your recent transaction at Saks for $1,274.55 in SF, CA.”
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I giggled at “chill bro, it’s Friday”. Not sure why. Still stand by my statement. I’ll admit the Chainsmokers are worse than rooftop bars.
This isn’t a hot take, this is just some Friday truth. Rooftop bars are the Chainsmokers songs of a good time. In other words, hot garbage.
The irony of a millennial blogging about a company’s product created specifically for millennials is super.
Her and Duda both took a hiatus from Grandex.
I like to tell hipsters and other undesirables (see: Californians) that I drive a Chevy Silverado because I’m trying to leave a huge carbon footprint.
California is great if you want to be constantly bombarded with accusations of racism, sexism, ableism, cisgenderedism, etc. You better check your damn privilege and stay woke.
People only continue to follow others on social media so that they can feel superior without being upfront about it.
Will is like the college hipsters complaining about Obama giving paid speeches while overlooking Elizabeth Warren releasing a new book.
If a SF resident in 2017 heard “man up”, Girl would get 30 minutes about the patriarchal society, gender-conforming bias, and how Girl is empowering Trump voters with xenophobia.
My mom said this to me recently:
“You are really bad about answering text messages. You don’t think they are important and then never respond”.
I’m the disappointing child.
The coworker that pulled you aside sounds an awful lot like Girl… Minus the fact that she has a job and only used real words.
Todd pulls his phone out of his pocket, and finds a message not from Claire, but from Girl. He hesitantly opens the message, and stares in disbelief at the words:
“I hope you boys are enjoying the horses. Don’t get into too much trouble. We need to talk when you get home.”
I’m guessing he isn’t as pumped to see you…
*Mortal Kombat*
I saw Jimmy Buffett twice, Elton John and Billy Joel together, and Rush in the last couple years. Its a hodgepodge of ages and groups of people at all three. But only Buffett had people racing vibrators down a pine box derby track.
Six dollar latte for free wifi… This could be Girl’s new business plan in TGDAG.
Girl: “I wonder how high Todd’s credit limit is…”
Todd: Message from Chase Bank- “Please verify your recent transaction at Saks for $1,274.55 in SF, CA.”