Wow, this is the darkest timeline Joneethon. Terry getting merked by his lazy, mooching wife for chasing a little midlife tail seems excessive. Crazy stuff. Keep your head on a swivel, fellas.
iPhone addict: keep your phone away when with others as much as possible. Be in the room. Be present. People will appreciate it.
Fiscal fiance: Dill’s advice is rarely off but it is here. Sure, find somewhere a little cheaper but rent should be proportionate to income. He can’t afford 50/50 split, you said it yourself. Suck it up, you’re marrying this man. Think long-term.
Minister: that’s dope as hell. I’m gonna get ordained now.
Family feud: nobody is required to stay quiet but everyone should be required to be respectful. Remember that and you’ll be okay.
Threesome: walking up to randos sounds like an adventure. Isn’t there like a craigslist for this? Also, sup.
Interview: first, congrats. Agree with Dillyeon. Suit up and good luck.
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Just drink slower. You’re here enough to know about the weak cocktail recipe. No need to get away from the classics.
What on earth is the point of drinking all day if you’re not doing it to get fucked up?
Great point. Commando is the obvious answer.
Sure, your fiancee probably hates you and will leave you but at least you didn’t get eaten by a lion or something you moron.
Congrats! I’m heading to UVA this fall to start the same.
Where ya headed this fall?
I’m admiring my piece, obviously.
Will you be donating to Locks for Love?
Honestly, flying a fire band to your destination wedding is a fucking power move and I fully support it. Great call. Spend that money, Toddy.
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Wow, this is the darkest timeline Joneethon. Terry getting merked by his lazy, mooching wife for chasing a little midlife tail seems excessive. Crazy stuff. Keep your head on a swivel, fellas.
Yea, not surprised you made new friends at a pool. Smooth move, Nat.
Being drunk during daylight hours is literally the best feeling in the world. Just absolute peak life.
I don’t worry about this because I’m right like 98% of the time anyway.
Regardless of the drink the sex is great. Duh.
Girls are so goddamn weird. No wonder we can’t figure this shit out.
Dan is an idiot but damnit he’s our idiot.
Thanks. Pretty good, IMO.
Sucks. Sorry to hear. Hope it works out for you.
iPhone addict: keep your phone away when with others as much as possible. Be in the room. Be present. People will appreciate it.
Fiscal fiance: Dill’s advice is rarely off but it is here. Sure, find somewhere a little cheaper but rent should be proportionate to income. He can’t afford 50/50 split, you said it yourself. Suck it up, you’re marrying this man. Think long-term.
Minister: that’s dope as hell. I’m gonna get ordained now.
Family feud: nobody is required to stay quiet but everyone should be required to be respectful. Remember that and you’ll be okay.
Threesome: walking up to randos sounds like an adventure. Isn’t there like a craigslist for this? Also, sup.
Interview: first, congrats. Agree with Dillyeon. Suit up and good luck.