I hate all these goddamn prissy “how to figure out if you’re in love” articles from shit sites like Elite Daily. So thank you, Will, for consistently mocking them. It’s your life, people, none of the retards at the Times, Elite Daily, etc. know a thing about your personal love life.
This is not new news. That 77 cents study everyone loves to cite was done by the American Association of University Women. So real nice and unbiased is what I’m saying. Sure, making 94 cents on the dollar still isn’t fair but women aren’t being pushed below the poverty line because of it. And why the hell is it my problem that you settled on cashier or some humanities major but then won’t negotiate for your worth.
Hate when you first start and they have a spreadsheet with everyone’s birthday in it. Really wanted to say a national holiday just so we’d never be there.
After your 21st birthday the next one that should actually be celebrated is the 50th. Everything in between doesn’t matter. I legit try to hide the fact that it’s my birthday.
Ohhhhhh shhhhiiiiitt. What are Caroline and Trip up to? This seems fishy. Also, is dating for a year really the time frame to talk about getting engaged? Somebody please help me out with that, it’s worrisome.
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Why am I not surprised this is San Francisco.
If you don’t call it Knockout I don’t want to know you.
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I hate all these goddamn prissy “how to figure out if you’re in love” articles from shit sites like Elite Daily. So thank you, Will, for consistently mocking them. It’s your life, people, none of the retards at the Times, Elite Daily, etc. know a thing about your personal love life.
Creepin on that potential bank balance.
This is not new news. That 77 cents study everyone loves to cite was done by the American Association of University Women. So real nice and unbiased is what I’m saying. Sure, making 94 cents on the dollar still isn’t fair but women aren’t being pushed below the poverty line because of it. And why the hell is it my problem that you settled on cashier or some humanities major but then won’t negotiate for your worth.
Hate when you first start and they have a spreadsheet with everyone’s birthday in it. Really wanted to say a national holiday just so we’d never be there.
After your 21st birthday the next one that should actually be celebrated is the 50th. Everything in between doesn’t matter. I legit try to hide the fact that it’s my birthday.
Yea whatever, you guys. I crushed like 20 spreadsheets yesterday.
The literal big headed meaning was actually the third meaning that popped into my head when I read the title.
This is phenomenal advice. It’s too bad your investors didn’t have this info.
I can get behind that. I mean, I’m not buying a car before I test drive it so I apply the same logic here.
I can understand that, it makes sense to me. I guess I mean is after a year is the engagement talk really a widespread expectation?
Ohhhhhh shhhhiiiiitt. What are Caroline and Trip up to? This seems fishy. Also, is dating for a year really the time frame to talk about getting engaged? Somebody please help me out with that, it’s worrisome.
“I’m sure I’ll get conned into getting engaged this year” is a terrifying statement.
I’ll pour something stiff and sit on my balcony to read.
The Journal of Personal Relationships is obviously pseudoscience.
#RidetheWave
Nothing cures a hangover like some good food to get your fat boy self on.
Sounds gay.