It can also mean a sparknote summation (see: every Chris Kluwe column ever), with the summary here being a take that’s not at all the writer’s position, done for comedic effect. Don’t worry, babe- you and that genius noggin of yours will be out of the lower-middle class tax bracket in no time.
TL;DR- if you’re a woman and not engaged, you’re probably fat, have a horrible, miserable personality, and your eggs are rotting at the same pace as your wrinkles. If you’re a guy and you’re not engaged, you’re just padding the bank account because of your nonexistent biological clock.
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TL;DR
It can also mean a sparknote summation (see: every Chris Kluwe column ever), with the summary here being a take that’s not at all the writer’s position, done for comedic effect. Don’t worry, babe- you and that genius noggin of yours will be out of the lower-middle class tax bracket in no time.
TL;DR doesn’t always strictly mean “too long, didn’t read”, you overly literal goober.
TL;DR- if you’re a woman and not engaged, you’re probably fat, have a horrible, miserable personality, and your eggs are rotting at the same pace as your wrinkles. If you’re a guy and you’re not engaged, you’re just padding the bank account because of your nonexistent biological clock.