As a female who doesn’t follow golf, but knows all the major names, what should my go to drink be this weekend? I know I’m going to be roped into watching at least a few hours of it (totally doesn’t bother me), I just want to make sure I’m drinking the right thing while I watch.
Dave if you want a MLBtv login hit me up in Twitter. I’ll be watching the Red Sox game, obsessively following my two fantasy teams and drinking beer. So happy baseball is back.
Alright BUDDY, don’t get ahead of yourself. You’ve kinda been a little bitch up until this point. This is a big step but I don’t trust you not to completely go back to your old ways.
Part of the reason I don’t live in the best location in town or in the newest apartment is to save money to spend on my makeup, hair and clothes. I’m vain and I love doing my hair/makeup everyday. It’s expensive but it makes me happy. You should try a sugar wax, hurts a hell of a lot less and I find the results are better than traditional wax.
Now excuse me while I call my colorist to make an appointment…
This woman is an idiot. Give me breakfast tacos and a drink with booze in it. No breakfast tacos around I’ll accept fried chicken or morning sex as substitutes.
I’m not saying I have a pretty good success rate of sneaking into places, but I’m saying I have a pretty good success rate of sneaking into places. I think we should just try that.
It says it’s sold out. I’ve lived in the DC area for 6 years now and I’m just now finding out about this event?! It has everything I love: I get to wear a super cute outfit, day drinking and men in uniform. I need to find a way in.
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DC Douchebag Bar Crawl – all of them + all the bars in Clarendon in Arlington VA.
Is Micah not with y’all because they don’t have bananas on the menu?
I’ll drink it all just wanted to see if there was something special to drink while watching. Beer and whiskey it’s going to be.
As a female who doesn’t follow golf, but knows all the major names, what should my go to drink be this weekend? I know I’m going to be roped into watching at least a few hours of it (totally doesn’t bother me), I just want to make sure I’m drinking the right thing while I watch.
Dave if you want a MLBtv login hit me up in Twitter. I’ll be watching the Red Sox game, obsessively following my two fantasy teams and drinking beer. So happy baseball is back.
Please keep doing this.
Alright BUDDY, don’t get ahead of yourself. You’ve kinda been a little bitch up until this point. This is a big step but I don’t trust you not to completely go back to your old ways.
Micah, how many bananas are you getting this week as a bonus for all your hard work?
Also need money for my adult beverages. Priorities.
Part of the reason I don’t live in the best location in town or in the newest apartment is to save money to spend on my makeup, hair and clothes. I’m vain and I love doing my hair/makeup everyday. It’s expensive but it makes me happy. You should try a sugar wax, hurts a hell of a lot less and I find the results are better than traditional wax.
Now excuse me while I call my colorist to make an appointment…
Not being able to have sex hungover is a thing? Dear lord.
This woman is an idiot. Give me breakfast tacos and a drink with booze in it. No breakfast tacos around I’ll accept fried chicken or morning sex as substitutes.
Thanks for reminding me to go raid my work husband’s Easter candy stash.
I’m not saying I have a pretty good success rate of sneaking into places, but I’m saying I have a pretty good success rate of sneaking into places. I think we should just try that.
THIS, all of this. Also the idea of some alien like thing growing inside me sounds like the absolute worst experience.
Y’all are right, I shouldn’t change who I am.
I need an edit button more than anyone on this site. Probably should stop drinking so much…
It says it’s sold out. I’ve lived in the DC area for 6 years now and I’m just now finding out about this event?! It has everything I love: I get to wear a super cute outfit, day drinking and men in uniform. I need to find a way in.
googling this right now.
A part of me hopes she is setting you up to ask you to hook up with her while her boyfriend watches. Or she’s just got my TO tell you they are poly.