I have to work a full shift today to cover the office so everyone else can go home early. PGP.

Forgot my headphones today, and people are actually trying to talk to me. PGP.

This morning on my way to work I got genuinely excited when I made it through an intersection in 1 light instead of the usual 4. PGP.

My mom signed me up for Match.com and sent me an email of her top picks with the subject “You’re not getting any younger” PGP.

Caring enough to get angry that housekeeping keeps moving the trashcan PGP.

Highlight of my day: Credit score increased! PGP.

Boss just sat me down to discuss a new “distribution of responsibilities” in the office i.e. we’re giving you way more work but we will still pay you the same. PGP