Getting pathetically excited over saving 67 cents with your Target Red Card. PGP.

Do I actually have to give out candy on Halloween this year? PGP.

Female coworkers carrying their purses to the bathroom. PGP.

Wringing your shirt out in the office bathroom after forgetting an umbrella. PGP.

Hoarding napkins from Subway and Chipotle. PGP.

Spending more time at the office than your own home. PGP.

Your alarm going off during morning sex. PGP.