Having a rush hour crush. PGP.

All work and no play driving Jack Torrance to try and kill his family. PGP.

I’m even on a dry-streak for Tinder matches. #PGP

Coworkers that rest their stomach fat on that table area between desk and keyboard. #PGP

Two of my bosses put on a violin and flute show to boost morale during the lunch break. I can’t make this shit up. #PGP

I received tires for my birthday. PGP.

Getting really excited to look at the “NSFW” material your friends sent you throughout the day once you finally get home. PGP.

My *click* coworker won’t *click* stop clipping his *click* fingernails. PGP.

I’m so goddamn tired of “touching base.” PGP.

Getting caught using the handicap stall when an actual handicapped coworker comes rolling in. PGP.