Excited to try out my new toothbrush. PGP.
Hiding the last Diet Coke in the office fridge. PGP.
The paradox of having a hot HR lady. PGP.
Finding common ground with the new guy because you both settled for the same used, mid-size sedan. PGP.
“What is twerking?” PGP.
“Nothin’ like when you had mad tokens left in that arcade ballin’, watching tickets fallin’, pegging stupid bitches in that motherfuckin’ ball pit.” – Lil Dicky
Don’t lean against the door, please.
Here’s your metaphor for the day. Welcome to post-grad life, toots.
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