Still being hungover from Saturday night in the Monday morning meeting.

Hungover right now because I got too drunk while fixing things around the house yesterday. PGP.

My boss’s opening line in my preformance review was, “Do you even like this job?” Crap. PGP.

Wine makes me sleepy. PGP.

I just realized today that my ten year high school reunion is next year. PGP.

Falling asleep at halftime of the game. PGP.

The realization half way through the day that you forgot to put on deodorant this morning. PGP.

Got caught sneaking in 30 minutes late. PGP

Being the only single person at your brother’s wedding. PGP.

The post gameday hungover drive away from your alma mater. PGP.