Sweet Lord Jesus please teach me your ways. As a son of a workaholic farmer I can’t take a do nothing vacation. I have to burn some vacation days before January and my buddies convenience me to take a do nothing day a few weeks ago; I made it till ten thirty before I drove to the hardware and broke into my brothers to fix broken shit in his place.
A Uber driver doesn’t come into work and tell everyone how funny it was to see me blackout drink last weekend. I don’t need people in my office to know what I do on Saturdays.
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I could go on Touching Base and talk about what life is like in 2010 if you want.
Not even having an Instagram account #pgp
their in frames it’s fancy as shit
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Sweet let’s do this date thing. I hear we are suppose to go to brunch, I hope you have low standards.
God I hope you are a girl. I’ve had enough of men hitting on me online.
What’s this “date” thing you keep talking about.
All I have on my walls are superhero posters
It’s not when you are one of the liberals. But fuck it the world isn’t going to end, I’m actually kind of excited to see what trump is going to do.
Both raise my blood pressure in fear.
On a unrelated note, if you guys haven’t seen the dazed and confused spiritual sequel “everybody wants some”; do your self a favor and check it out.
If I left town I would just be pissed that I spent money for a vacation by myself. I just need a buddy to lend me a cabin for a week or something.
Depends on the beer selection in your fridge?
Sweet Lord Jesus please teach me your ways. As a son of a workaholic farmer I can’t take a do nothing vacation. I have to burn some vacation days before January and my buddies convenience me to take a do nothing day a few weeks ago; I made it till ten thirty before I drove to the hardware and broke into my brothers to fix broken shit in his place.
That’s sounds like the best vacation day ever.
Fuck this show must be good because people won’t shut the fuck up about it.
College football might just kill me this season. Tailgates are just to much fun not to get really drunk at.
Sorry “Binge drinking enthusiast”
It stories like that, that make me happy I have a penis.
A Uber driver doesn’t come into work and tell everyone how funny it was to see me blackout drink last weekend. I don’t need people in my office to know what I do on Saturdays.