I have to admit, I’m a little triggered by the rise of the Campari soda. Campari is a 50 proof liquor, which barely even makes it a cocktail. At least have a negroni or a quill and get your money’s worth.
Day 4 of The Sickness. I stumble through the day in a haze of Dayquil, pissing off my co-workers that I decided to show up today and potentially infect them. Hope is nearly lost. Pray for me.
If you work in NYC or another large Northeastern city generally you can stay late, order Seamless and expense a cab home at the end of the night. Could be worse.
Please, please allow me the satisfaction of a series where there characters have names that are proper nouns. I don’t think I can do another series where all the characters are “him” “her” “girl” “guy” “they” “it” or whatever
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I have to admit, I’m a little triggered by the rise of the Campari soda. Campari is a 50 proof liquor, which barely even makes it a cocktail. At least have a negroni or a quill and get your money’s worth.
Dairy Queen on 14th St. and 7th Ave.
Everyone knows that Avril Lavigne heaters can’t melt steel beams tho
Day 4 of The Sickness. I stumble through the day in a haze of Dayquil, pissing off my co-workers that I decided to show up today and potentially infect them. Hope is nearly lost. Pray for me.
As a Boston guy I’m disappointed that you didn’t call out Cheers
This is how you create content, people!
Pro Tip: don’t ski Jackson on Xanax.
If you work in NYC or another large Northeastern city generally you can stay late, order Seamless and expense a cab home at the end of the night. Could be worse.
The Lego movies are bomb don’t @ me
Chuck Taylor’s over nice shoes any day, any situation. The rest is spot on.
Colder than a penguin in a tanktop.
Please, please allow me the satisfaction of a series where there characters have names that are proper nouns. I don’t think I can do another series where all the characters are “him” “her” “girl” “guy” “they” “it” or whatever
Getting wasted at all the places where wine bottles are frowned upon is always easy if you try hard enough.
Kombucha will make you fart yourself inside out.
“For People Who Party Like Tyrion And Slay Like Daenerys” is a top 5 cringe-worthy tagline
The Monument to Joe Lewis is also basically in a traffic circle.
Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.
I’m generally fine with this list except for the turntable. Vinyl people are the worst.
I sweat through my shirt just thinking about Mexico in July
Summer doesn’t even crack the top 50% of seasons.