You know things are heading south when they switch to Kirkland Signature coffee for the office kitchen.

Netflix is ruining my life.

I actually had to write something down on a piece of paper.

The 60 seconds it takes for my Keurig machine to turn on each morning is hell.

Getting emails from your boss that has all the information stuffed in the subject line and the only thing in the body is “Thanks.”

I have 3 Starbucks gift cards in my wallet, all with about 50 cents left on them.

Focusing more on the free food than the topic at hand during lunch meetings. PGP.

I asked for a vacuum for Christmas. PGP.

I remember my first coffee. PGP.

Tech support not supporting you at all. PGP.