New Year, new me. Except I wanna keep doing that, and I’ll still eat those, and I’ll only do this on the weekends, and…well, shit. PGP.

A rough weekend in fantasy football causing clinical level depression. PGP.

Running out of all means of procrastination by 10am. PGP.

In no way am I embarrassed to pick up random change off the ground. PGP.

Being optimistic about lottery tickets. PGP.