Cube Monkey get up get coffee
Cube Monkey go to job
Cube Monkey have boring meeting
Cube Monkey like Fritos
Cube Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Cube Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Cube Monkey like you
Clearly people have never ate at Twin Peaks for Hooters to be beating it.
Can someone explain how one compairs Chilis to Cheesecake Factory? I wouldnt even put them in the same league.
There is something new called rage sleeping. It is where you get home from work on Friday and lay in bed all weekend and then barely get up Monday in time for work.
Is anyone else thinking Fat Bastards Stool Sample from Austin Powers? The only thing I can correlate between this description and a blumpkin. Hilarious
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Wait. So your all about never leaving your desk for anything other then deucing on the clock? What is wrong with you!
Clearly people have never ate at Twin Peaks for Hooters to be beating it.
Can someone explain how one compairs Chilis to Cheesecake Factory? I wouldnt even put them in the same league.
There is something new called rage sleeping. It is where you get home from work on Friday and lay in bed all weekend and then barely get up Monday in time for work.
No pictures? Meh.
Is anyone else thinking Fat Bastards Stool Sample from Austin Powers? The only thing I can correlate between this description and a blumpkin. Hilarious
Best experience I ever had in a strip club was with my female boss… and it was my first week. She paid and it was a hell of a time
WTF did I just read…
Bojack Horseman was all I needed to see.
What did I just watch
Play all 4 at once for the best time of your life
This post is unacceptable at all levels of alcoholic and makes no sense.
Who would have refused this challenge with a steak house gift card on the line? No Sane Person I tell you! Where is my eggnog 12 seconds is nothing!
Thinking a chick-fil-a employee is a “professional.” PGP.
Any not as impressed as they expected to be?
Fiancee wouldn’t bother reading the other half before the house was on fire and knives were in the wall.
Your ring budgets kinda small for only a 70″ #TeamEngagement90inchTVs
Another fun fact Pitt State’s jumbotron is also larger than K-States
Alumni just looking out!
Spelled right under Kansas, wrong in the article.
If you dont know what thats from GTFO
I went with:
Widow Making Death Jizz
Abbreviation: ==D~