That conference call was so productive I found four jobs to apply for. PGP.

“Starting at 6 a.m. won’t be a problem will it?” Worst lie I ever told. PGP.

Buying more expensive alcohol, yet drinking it in less fun ways. PGP.

Going into your weekly conference call knowing you had the most productive week, and leaving the call feeling like you accomplished nothing the past week. PGP.

Conference calls: where stupid questions are born, respect for coworkers is lost, and justification for happy hour is found. PGP.

Giving up on an entire week because your mouse ran out of batteries. PGP.