I love how the plot started with Todd confirming an arrangment for what is supposed to be the most important day of his life, but quickly devolved into a condiment-finding mission.
Fixing things remotely as well as you would have had you been physically in the office, and still receiving passive-aggressive comments for being out of town.
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I love how the plot started with Todd confirming an arrangment for what is supposed to be the most important day of his life, but quickly devolved into a condiment-finding mission.
Same, plus unexpected door-answering paranoia.
People also complain about the candy selection in my office like a bunch of entitled assholes; however, we never have M&Ms of any variety.
Beggars can’t be choosers.
Considering the mom is old enough to play bridge, she’s presumably retired, and looking for ways to “stay active”.
Immediately thought of Christian on LOST
Bachelor party in Orlando? You probably spent the entire time sitting in traffic/parking.
Fixing things remotely as well as you would have had you been physically in the office, and still receiving passive-aggressive comments for being out of town.
Can a Capri Sun be spilled?
Why do they care anyway?
“Postgrad Single Dad” should be a weekly column. We need a new weekly feature in lieu of Todd and Girl.
That went out of style alongside black-and-white TV
Especially since at least one of the sorority sisters probably also doesn’t want to shell out for Cancun, but is keeping quiet to fit in.
It’s cute that you think you would need to do only 6 diaper changes per day.
“Brush-it-under-the-rug-until-it-results-in-a-blow-up style of communication” definitely hits home, no pun intended…
You should sue.
Todd was likely out with Claire, while Girl was waiting upwards of a half hour for him to read her text.
I’ve received emails beginning with a version of this phrase.
Tinder girl: is your guy friend preparing to become an orgy guy??
“Mid-deployment” is my new love-to-hate-it office expression.