Got deployed, wife threw out all my Frat Tees. PGP

Boss announced we will have a guest speaker on “how to manage millennials.” As the only millennial I offered to give the speech for half the pay and no benefits. Offer rejected. PGP.

Office put $200 down on the bar for the holiday party. There were 250 people at the party. PGP.

The old women in the cubicle next to me is singing along with Christmas music and I’m super hungover. PGP.

Got stuck sitting next to Jerry at the morning meeting. Jerry smells like shit. Happy Monday! PGP.

Went back to my college for a football game. Got asked if I was 35 at the tailgate… I’m 28. PGP.

Got a concussion playing beer league kickball. PGP.

Girl who reports to me is sporting a sexy princess costume in the office today. Now my boss says I have to have a conversation about appropriate office attire with her. I used to like Halloween. PGP.

My dick boss just got yelled at by his boss and he is now pouting at his desk. Highlight of my week. PGP.