Been a “temp” now for 17 months. PGP.

The most I’ve done all day is help a buddy in grad school with his homework. PGP.

The Vice President of my company just came up to me and asked how to create a bar chart in Excel. PGP.

First time in the office in over two weeks. Forgot my login password. PGP.

Got flagged by IT for typing “WTF?” in an email. PGP.

Forgetting to turn auto save on and losing all your work. PGP.

Recognizing a coworker in the stall next to you by their shoes. PGP.