Suits on a Friday. PGP.

The best part of my recent birthday was my insurance agent calling to tell me my premium went down. PGP.

Having to really think about inviting the girl you’re sleeping with over on a weeknight because you don’t want to be tired at work the next day. PGP.

Getting asked, “What exactly do we pay you for?” by your boss. PGP.

Getting a Keurig for Christmas even though coffee at the office is free. PGP.

Stretching while at your desk and popping the button off your pants. PGP.

Forgetting to put your mug under the Keurig spout before it pours what would’ve been your coffee. PGP.

Scheduling things you want to do and buy in coordination with payday. PGP.