The coworker who reads the news to the office every morning. PGP.

The riskiest thing I’ve done all week is download software without IT’s permission. PGP.

Acting like you haven’t seen the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition when a coworker brings it up. PGP.

Those bullshit inspirational quotes after coworkers’ email signatures. PGP.

Getting a play-by-play of your coworker’s son’s Little League game without asking. PGP.