When your LinkedIn photo is from your fraternity formal 5 years ago. PGP.
My 8-year-old cousin told me I had a “gobbler” and scratched below my chin during Christmas dinner. PGP.
Constantly fighting the urge to use “that’s what she said” jokes in the office. PGP.
Realizing that your dog’s food has more nutritional value than your own. PGP.
It’s only 10:00am and you’ve already used all your skips on Pandora. PGP.