Calling in sick on opening day after giving your 2 weeks.

Overly enthusiastic work emails. PGP.

Feeling crippled by the lingering flu shot pain. PGP.

Eating breakfast, lunch, and dinner at your desk. PGP.

Getting called the wrong name by a superior, and instead of correcting them just thinking “close enough.” PGP.

Discussing how nice the weather outside is while sitting at your desk. PGP.

Looking like a child with Band-Aids on your fingers because of paper cuts. PGP.

Legitimately fearing carpal tunnel. PGP.

Is it cold in here or is it just me? PGP.

“What do you all want to do for lunch today?” PGP.