CJCJR_

Member Since 07/25/2013

  • CJCJR_ 6 years ago on White Claw Is Four Loko For A New Generation

    What I’ve witnessed is a substitution for beer, and its seltzer-like properties, and canned-convenience, but this same Truly (in this case) enthusiast ops for vodka soda at the bar.

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  • CJCJR_ 11 years ago on Settling Is For Suckers

    I majored in a foreign language and got a job in the tech industry – I just went out and learned a skill set on my own that was in demand.

    Also, it sounds like some of you guys should just have wealthy parents, so you don’t have to have student loans. What’s the matter with you?

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  • CJCJR_ 11 years ago on What Your Grocery Store Of Choice Says About You

    Cate, not to get too serious or to shit on your article (and note this fecal reference, as it will be relevant later) but..

    People who shop at Whole Foods don’t know shit about food. People who shop at Publix and fucking Walmart for food definitely do not know shit about food.

    I’m saying this because if you go instead to a farmer’s market in your area, and buy like pasture-raised livestock and whatever local produce, you’re going to get a price in between Wholefoods and Publix with a quality higher than Wholefoods, while at the same time avoiding all the dip shits.

    And, the next morning after a drinking binge, you can sit in your cubical/pod and fart. Just fucking fart. All morning. And it won’t smell, because it isn’t exiting through a less than optimal environment.

    Thank you.

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