We used to call this the Shitter Symphony at the company I worked for after undergrad. The average age was 56, average weight was 260, and EVERYONE ate in the terrible-for-you cafeteria because the closest restaurants were like 15 minutes away and parking was all on one level meaning your car was a 10 minute walk (or shuttle ride, for most of the culprits) from the office for any non-manager-level employees.
It was truly disgusting. There were 20 men’s stalls per floor (which housed approximately 800 employees… We’ll call it 500 men and 300 women, even though it was probably closer to 50/50.) At nearly every point from 7:30am-4:30pm each and every stall would be full. It was just a warzone.
Clearly the only answer is to go to law school, and meet someone there. However, I highly recommend a grad student from a different field altogether… Law students show never date. Trust me, I’m almost a lawyer.
Dude, have you been to law school? Even the most relaxed people get pummeled. Nonchalance does not preclude professors from being pretentious know-it-alls. No one said you have to feel terrible about it, but it definitely happens.
Also:
11. You will be bored in an office reading PGP.
12. You will hate your friends that think you should buy drinks because “you make more money than me dude” even though the majority of your salary goes to student loans.
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A wise buddy of mine once said “the day I knock a bitch up, is the day that I delete my Facebook.” I just wished women followed this rule as well.
This happened to me when I was like 19….
Wait, so, dipping at work isn’t ok?
What diplomatic phrasing.
I know this is old, but I clicked the link.
We used to call this the Shitter Symphony at the company I worked for after undergrad. The average age was 56, average weight was 260, and EVERYONE ate in the terrible-for-you cafeteria because the closest restaurants were like 15 minutes away and parking was all on one level meaning your car was a 10 minute walk (or shuttle ride, for most of the culprits) from the office for any non-manager-level employees.
It was truly disgusting. There were 20 men’s stalls per floor (which housed approximately 800 employees… We’ll call it 500 men and 300 women, even though it was probably closer to 50/50.) At nearly every point from 7:30am-4:30pm each and every stall would be full. It was just a warzone.
Wait, so, Drew wanted to have sex in a normal bathtub? That sounds like a terrible idea.
Who the fuck doesn’t drink beer during softball? What’s the point?
should*, not show, whoops.
Clearly the only answer is to go to law school, and meet someone there. However, I highly recommend a grad student from a different field altogether… Law students show never date. Trust me, I’m almost a lawyer.
You could have also followed up with an “lol, I meant Kate, you’re Sandy. Must be Monday!”
Eric is a total prick.
Dude, have you been to law school? Even the most relaxed people get pummeled. Nonchalance does not preclude professors from being pretentious know-it-alls. No one said you have to feel terrible about it, but it definitely happens.
This is true.
Also:
11. You will be bored in an office reading PGP.
12. You will hate your friends that think you should buy drinks because “you make more money than me dude” even though the majority of your salary goes to student loans.
You know there’s literally a community of thousands of guys who would give their Sperry collection to throw you a bone, right?
Wait, nvm, now I get it.