This happened many moon ago to me, in the daytime, before a bowl game that will remain unnamed. She shut me down at 2 PM. I’m told she did not shut me down at 2 AM.
It made Bo sound like this lost pitiful soul, when in reality he was just a deserter who was captured. IDGAF what he says now. He was leaving his brothers high and dry.
Can confirm: intense sound. Also can confirm: Homeland Security will be there quicker than you can say “federal court subpoena” if it’s detonated in any area resembling suburbia.
This. All of this. I feel like we’d scare 85% of the PGP population if they had to spend 3 hours with us “making our own fun”.
Also, only reason I’ve ever heard of barre’ is my buddy asked me to invest in a startup with him and his wife. My response: “So you want to start a business, that is just a room with a mirror and handrail for ladies to stretch. Take my money”.
If she’s been mad the past week, AND it’s been awhile since “you know”, I know my anxiety is going to be at 11. With a chick as crazy as girl with all of her impulsive decisions, I think I’m just giving Todd fair warning.
Local news girl used to be a Hooters girl at the restaurant closest to my alma mater. I still drink beer while I watch her work. Some things never change.
Damn. I blew a stump up for my neighbor with tannerite last weekend. Neighbor that was two miles away heard it and asked what it was. I explained it, and guess where I’m going this weekend? Man, I hate VA sometimes, but sometimes this isn’t such a bad place. Two up, two down.
Todd’s just sitting there with sweaty palms, trying to remember how he explained this in Halloween. She hasn’t remembered Halloween yet. We may need a Friday update Will.
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Metallica’s “No Lead Clover” has gotten me through some scary Excel projects lately. It’s so long that I have no idea where it begins and ends.
This happened many moon ago to me, in the daytime, before a bowl game that will remain unnamed. She shut me down at 2 PM. I’m told she did not shut me down at 2 AM.
I was thinking more of a Bat-Signal like method.
It made Bo sound like this lost pitiful soul, when in reality he was just a deserter who was captured. IDGAF what he says now. He was leaving his brothers high and dry.
How is it 2017, and we still don’t have an international signal for “Come home now, and you get “You Know”‘?
Can confirm: intense sound. Also can confirm: Homeland Security will be there quicker than you can say “federal court subpoena” if it’s detonated in any area resembling suburbia.
I feel like my tannerite comments from last week inspired this column.
This. All of this. I feel like we’d scare 85% of the PGP population if they had to spend 3 hours with us “making our own fun”.
Also, only reason I’ve ever heard of barre’ is my buddy asked me to invest in a startup with him and his wife. My response: “So you want to start a business, that is just a room with a mirror and handrail for ladies to stretch. Take my money”.
Learned something new: Beej is apparently frowned upon in the PGP content section.
If she’s been mad the past week, AND it’s been awhile since “you know”, I know my anxiety is going to be at 11. With a chick as crazy as girl with all of her impulsive decisions, I think I’m just giving Todd fair warning.
Local news girl used to be a Hooters girl at the restaurant closest to my alma mater. I still drink beer while I watch her work. Some things never change.
I’m fairly certain you’ve never seen an actual football.
Ding-mothafuckin-dong
How is “The Program” not listed on this list?! Totally bogus.
New phone. Lost your numbers. Only way I knew to notify you. Didn’t figure you’d want to wait until Sunday for the news.
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. He lives.
Delph’s my people and is 110% correct on his assumption. I’m blowing locust stumps up, and getting housed on Devil’s Backbone variety packs.
Damn. I blew a stump up for my neighbor with tannerite last weekend. Neighbor that was two miles away heard it and asked what it was. I explained it, and guess where I’m going this weekend? Man, I hate VA sometimes, but sometimes this isn’t such a bad place. Two up, two down.
I legitimately pray ESPN gets NHL broadcast rights back on a weekly basis so we get more Melrose and less of the Ovi-obsessed NBCSN crew.
Todd’s just sitting there with sweaty palms, trying to remember how he explained this in Halloween. She hasn’t remembered Halloween yet. We may need a Friday update Will.