When you find yourself in situation #1 the best thing to do is poop right before showering. The shower removes all evidence and your not in a half next to the dining room table.
Watch Season 1 Episode 1 of Black Mirror to watch this play out in a real life scenario. Except switch the goat with a pig and the hypothetical with someone’s life on the line.
For the purpose of context, I feel as though people should specify whether they’re male or female before proceeding with the story. I’ve been confused way too many times.
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It’s really not though. They have more calories than most light beers and most also have sugar in them.
When you find yourself in situation #1 the best thing to do is poop right before showering. The shower removes all evidence and your not in a half next to the dining room table.
I guess similar from the aspect that everyone knows that he fucked an animal.
Watch Season 1 Episode 1 of Black Mirror to watch this play out in a real life scenario. Except switch the goat with a pig and the hypothetical with someone’s life on the line.
For the purpose of context, I feel as though people should specify whether they’re male or female before proceeding with the story. I’ve been confused way too many times.
So the girl used to hook up with another girl who showed up and she wanted to make her jealous by hooking up with the dude?
Solitude*
There’s nothing like waking up the next morning after a drunken night to Taco Bell cheese in your bed. It’s a rush.
Eating in bed is bomb. Then again I live with my parents and it’s the only place I can eat in solidarity…
Clearly this was written before the glorious invention of the “do not disturb” function.
You wouldn’t buy a car without test driving it first…