ChetManly

Born in Tangiers, lost my virginity at age 12 to a Brazillian au pair, who was seemingly unaware of the American age of consent. Spent fifteen years at boarding school, At age 18, I was regarded as the most recruited lacrosse player in America, although an incident with a crazed stalker gutshooting me cost me my lacrosse career and a possible scholarship to Johns Hopkins. So I graduated from Georgetown and work for my mother.

Member Since 08/06/2013

Telling yourself it’s almost the weekend on Wednesday. PGP.

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At least Jordan Speith and I have the same hair line.

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Found out today we’re moving offices, I don’t think I’ll be here long enough to worry about the move. PGP

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Who needs birth control when you can just listen to your coworkers bitch about their kids all day, everyday.

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Mastering weather-related small talk. PGP.

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Threatening to boycott your friends wedding if they don’t have an open bar. PGP

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That primal rush when Chipotle doesn’t charge you for double meat.

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I just spent an entire paycheck paying bills. PGP.

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The woman behind me is flossing at her desk.

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Only ordering sodas at lunch when it’s on the company dime.

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