The guy who signs off of Gchat at exactly 5 o’clock everyday. PGP.

Fantasy trade proposals from your unemployed friend cluttering your inbox. PGP.

Farting in your office and praying no one walks in. PGP.

When having a couple drinks just makes you tired and depressed. PGP.

Awkwardly getting caught attempting to duck-out at 4:45. PGP.

Arguing balls and strikes on Twitter. PGP.

Jacking it within 5 minutes of getting home from work. PGP.

When your G Chat buddies go to lunch. PGP.

Saying “we need it” when discussing rain even though you live in an apartment without a yard. PGP.