Realizing that the fantasy football buy-in is out of budget after already agreeing to participate. PGP.

My Sirius XM trial just expired. PGP.

Unnecessarily explaining what you were doing on your phone when the boss walks by. PGP.

Now that we’re married, my wife nonchalantly talks about how hot other guys are. PGP.

Apparently none of my older coworkers are aware of the fact that their phone has a silent button. PGP.

I live and work in two different time zones. PGP.

“Your password will expire in 3 days. Please reset password.” Don’t tell me how to live my life. PGP.

I wish it was acceptable to reply “Fuck it” to half of the work emails I receive. PGP.

I sit through two separate one hour meetings every single day just to say “no report”. PGP.

Googling “pros and cons of being an uber driver”. PGP.