Catie Warren

Catie struggles with adulthood and has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with PGP, Catie was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email: catie@grandex.co

Member Since 06/07/2013

25 Things I Learned Before Turning 25

Being annoyed when someone asks you to do your job. PGP

Post Grad Problems

Watch out, men of Washington. She’s coming for you.

Iowa Senatorial Candidate Wants To Cut Everyone’s Balls Off

72 Things I’m Going To Teach My Son

It is Thursday, which means it is almost Friday, which is the weekend which is right before Monday. Shit, it’s almost Monday. #PGP

Post Grad Problems

Still having to explain to your parents what your friends from college are doing now. PGP

Post Grad Problems

Every night. PGP.

19 Things Things To Do Before Your 30th Birthday

Knowing exactly what time you need to leave your house in order to arrive at work on time. And leaving 15 minutes after that. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

28 Stages Of Drinking Alone