I can’t help but picture Will Ferrell and Rachel Dratch as their SNL characters who called each other “my lovah” and creeped out/turned on every celebrity host that did that sketch.
Costanza racked up quite a number during Seinfeld as well, in between the Susan years. Considering that George was basically a born loser, that’s even more surprising/impressive.
Double-edged sword – you want to give your favorite place some snaps to your inner circle but then the word spreads and it can no longer be just your little secret spot. But, now I want a burrito, so….
1) Realizing she never took the birth control :O
2) Realizing that Girl takes Uber literally everywhere even after the installment of dragging Todd to buy the 2016 white Range Rover with saddle leather using George’s money. :inward groan:
3) Realizing it’s lunch time and those Nordie Bistro fries sound delish :inward groan turns to stomach growling:
Baby talk – yes, obnoxious, but having pet names for each other isn’t bad to me. My good friends who are coupled up call each other “honey” and it doesn’t bother me.
Once had a girl pull the “don’t show up, don’t answer the phone” twice at a job I worked in college when my boss hired her to be some extra support and I had trained her. My boss gave her the benefit of the doubt after the first time but then she pulled it again and dropped off the face of the earth. I’m still annoyed by that.
Can confirm that kickball and dodgeball are more fun as an adult. Down to the sideline snacks of Jell-O shots that replace the classic orange slices and the coveted free pitcher of beer and specials at the league bar after your game.
If someone would actually spend money on those kind of things, they need to give me their money because they’re spending it wrong. Except for that Tiffany bracelet, I’d take that.
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:opens post, sees home state shit on in first sentence, compounds the sadness felt reading the outcome at the Derby weekend:
:heavy sigh: Well, Todd and Girl are meant to be, I suppose. And Todd’s lucky that John’s looking out for him.
Please tell me Caroline looks down at Girl’s phone, swerves into traffic, and takes Girl out once and for all.
The group of girls at the bar definitely includes Claire.
I can’t help but picture Will Ferrell and Rachel Dratch as their SNL characters who called each other “my lovah” and creeped out/turned on every celebrity host that did that sketch.
Next up – Chronicles of Todd: Entering Claire.
Costanza racked up quite a number during Seinfeld as well, in between the Susan years. Considering that George was basically a born loser, that’s even more surprising/impressive.
Double-edged sword – you want to give your favorite place some snaps to your inner circle but then the word spreads and it can no longer be just your little secret spot. But, now I want a burrito, so….
Lol’ed at “Homemade – nobody lives at this restaurant, but who cares”. Some solid ideas in here.
1) Realizing she never took the birth control :O
2) Realizing that Girl takes Uber literally everywhere even after the installment of dragging Todd to buy the 2016 white Range Rover with saddle leather using George’s money. :inward groan:
3) Realizing it’s lunch time and those Nordie Bistro fries sound delish :inward groan turns to stomach growling:
Baby talk – yes, obnoxious, but having pet names for each other isn’t bad to me. My good friends who are coupled up call each other “honey” and it doesn’t bother me.
George had a hand in creating this monster. George needs to cut her off.
Please let one of the “chicks from John’s building” be Claire. Please pleaseeeeee.
Tourists who don’t know any better or families with rowdy kids who are picky eaters are probably their main clientele.
Once had a girl pull the “don’t show up, don’t answer the phone” twice at a job I worked in college when my boss hired her to be some extra support and I had trained her. My boss gave her the benefit of the doubt after the first time but then she pulled it again and dropped off the face of the earth. I’m still annoyed by that.
I audibly gasped at the end. Yes Todd!!
Yeah I would like that look as well.
The Braves also had Waffle House at the Ted but it was almost never open when I would walk past.
Can confirm that kickball and dodgeball are more fun as an adult. Down to the sideline snacks of Jell-O shots that replace the classic orange slices and the coveted free pitcher of beer and specials at the league bar after your game.
If someone would actually spend money on those kind of things, they need to give me their money because they’re spending it wrong. Except for that Tiffany bracelet, I’d take that.