People who leave at my office typically send out a “keep in touch” email. I’m waiting until all the i’s are dotted and t’s are crossed for my new job to give notice at this one. This article is a great description of me for the last couple months.
Yes. I was hoping I wasn’t the only one who does this. And then when your tastebuds are destroyed after drinking too many mimosas, go grab a beer somewhere else with the remainder of your brunch crew.
It sounds like Mr. Hangover here not only hangs out with Todd but works with her biffle Caroline. Caroline’s gonna have so much to spill at their next brunch. I hope they can plan it in time.
I have a cousin who has some crazy calendar with all the made-up food holidays, and he takes it up on himself to a) share it with Facebook and b) make sure to indulge. I always judge. I did celebrate National Doughnut Day though. Free doughnuts? Yes please.
“I honestly have no idea how people afford the $8,000 engagement ring she just “had to have,” a wedding, student loans, a down payment for a house, and then on top of all of that, a kid.”
You have to be strategic with where you wear it. For instance, I know I am going to have more than my fair share if I go to any music/beer/wine/whatever festival and I’ll be damned if I have to hold it for hours, so obviously a romper would not be the outfit of choice for the day. I love my sundresses for that reason.
#3 all the way. There have been a few times where I’ve right-swiped because a dude is in all group pictures and I’m hoping it’s the hot one in each picture that I’m right-swiping.
Cupcake’s fate was sealed as soon as he accepted the nickname Cupcake. I’m a girl and these dude’s takes on the Bachelorette are hilarious. Keep up the good work.
Check out the beaches in Alabama (Gulf Shores, Orange Beach) or head down to Dauphin Island as well. Lots of laidback attitude and great seafood to try.
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Does this mean you’ll be giving us your take on Bachelor in Paradise as well? Please please please
People who leave at my office typically send out a “keep in touch” email. I’m waiting until all the i’s are dotted and t’s are crossed for my new job to give notice at this one. This article is a great description of me for the last couple months.
Yes. I was hoping I wasn’t the only one who does this. And then when your tastebuds are destroyed after drinking too many mimosas, go grab a beer somewhere else with the remainder of your brunch crew.
Are you George Costanza?
Yes. 100%. My dog is the only living creature I need or want to be responsible for right now. Can’t imagine having a baby yet.
It sounds like Mr. Hangover here not only hangs out with Todd but works with her biffle Caroline. Caroline’s gonna have so much to spill at their next brunch. I hope they can plan it in time.
Is Postmates like Seamless? I keep hearing of these wondrous food delivery services that I don’t have in my city 🙁
I have a cousin who has some crazy calendar with all the made-up food holidays, and he takes it up on himself to a) share it with Facebook and b) make sure to indulge. I always judge. I did celebrate National Doughnut Day though. Free doughnuts? Yes please.
I was all excited to have semi-matching furniture until I read this.
Yeah I’m not sure where that measuring stick came from – that “rule” is likely made up by jewelers to get you to spend more money.
I love this series. So true and hilarious. Is she going to become a Beachbody Coach next, or hawk essential oils?
“I honestly have no idea how people afford the $8,000 engagement ring she just “had to have,” a wedding, student loans, a down payment for a house, and then on top of all of that, a kid.”
Debt. They can’t “afford” any of it.
LOL at the Frasier references.
Also, I would fully expect men to go to a strip club at a bachelor party. What else does a bachelor party consist of?
You have to be strategic with where you wear it. For instance, I know I am going to have more than my fair share if I go to any music/beer/wine/whatever festival and I’ll be damned if I have to hold it for hours, so obviously a romper would not be the outfit of choice for the day. I love my sundresses for that reason.
Nice work! The recaps are much more entertaining than the actual show.
#1 is me anytime I go anywhere, even if it’s just a 5-hour drive away to visit my parents.
#3 all the way. There have been a few times where I’ve right-swiped because a dude is in all group pictures and I’m hoping it’s the hot one in each picture that I’m right-swiping.
Cupcake’s fate was sealed as soon as he accepted the nickname Cupcake. I’m a girl and these dude’s takes on the Bachelorette are hilarious. Keep up the good work.
Check out the beaches in Alabama (Gulf Shores, Orange Beach) or head down to Dauphin Island as well. Lots of laidback attitude and great seafood to try.