10 years ago I went to NYC and had the most incredible sweet potato knish at one of those super thin super long kinda stores in between other stores. Been back 3 times and haven’t been able to find the place again. At this point I’m starting to think I just dreamed it but if anyone knows the place please tell me how to get there.
Also there’s a Shell station in between Gainesville and Tallahassee that has the most incredible praline pecans. It’s something of a legend for my friends and I. We’ve all accidentally ended up there once but we’ve never been able to find it again. If anyone knows where this is please let me know. We’d greatly appreciate it.
Before I do anything I ask myself one question: can any potential outcome of this undertaking yield serious consequences? If yes then I weigh the pros and cons carefully. If no then I just fucking do it. I already died once, almost died like 5 other times, why waste the time nitpicking over shit that doesn’t fucking matter?
One exception: office meetings. In my experience these involve a lot of talking with your hands and you can eat drums one handed. Sure, they’re not as good as flats and the fry is lower quality but how are you gonna buy flats if you get fired for flicking wing sauce onto your boss’s tie?
I mean I did die once when I was 9. Came back though. Been in something of an extremely B-rate Final Destination ever since so figured I’d just roll with it.
St Louis style pizza > both. And our BBQ is incredible.
10 years ago I went to NYC and had the most incredible sweet potato knish at one of those super thin super long kinda stores in between other stores. Been back 3 times and haven’t been able to find the place again. At this point I’m starting to think I just dreamed it but if anyone knows the place please tell me how to get there.
Also there’s a Shell station in between Gainesville and Tallahassee that has the most incredible praline pecans. It’s something of a legend for my friends and I. We’ve all accidentally ended up there once but we’ve never been able to find it again. If anyone knows where this is please let me know. We’d greatly appreciate it.
You’ve gotta wash off the bullshit from the week.
Diversification is the key to success.
Those places always have incredible mozzarella sticks too. Couldn’t tell you why. Some kinda big bowling alley conspiracy.
Especially with the SMG in TC4
If you don’t lean in with the pedal are you really playing Time Crisis?
Simpson’s arcade and the original House of the Dead.
Dave, you are the hero we didn’t know we needed.
Exactly. Why the fuck should I care what everyone on earth thinks about me? I fucking hate those guys.
I’ve been “training” for a cock fight of that variety. If you know what I mean.
Before I do anything I ask myself one question: can any potential outcome of this undertaking yield serious consequences? If yes then I weigh the pros and cons carefully. If no then I just fucking do it. I already died once, almost died like 5 other times, why waste the time nitpicking over shit that doesn’t fucking matter?
Fuck you for using “hockey puck” as an insult.
I’m gonna see how lenient the “do not drink alcohol with this medication” warning on tamiflu is.
If Jackson Pollock can be considered art then I can BS my way through a painting class.
One exception: office meetings. In my experience these involve a lot of talking with your hands and you can eat drums one handed. Sure, they’re not as good as flats and the fry is lower quality but how are you gonna buy flats if you get fired for flicking wing sauce onto your boss’s tie?
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That’s not a failure, that’s life.
How do you think I feel? That’s our national board game.
I mean I did die once when I was 9. Came back though. Been in something of an extremely B-rate Final Destination ever since so figured I’d just roll with it.
And now I’m stranded in DFW because after a 13 your flight from Incheon the fucking storm closed down every Midwest flight out of here.