I lost 50 lbs over a year, but then got a hernia and have stalled out on the weight loss. It’s been 6 months of sitting at 200 lbs and I’m getting tired of not being at my goal weight, but beer is too good. Reentering baby steps is a pain in the butt.
I think the move is: 0:00: jerk off Run 6 miles. Go home, jerk off, drink 6 beers, eat ten donuts.
3-10 AM Sleep.
10 AM-jerk off, run six miles, jerk off;
Noon: Eat 6 donuts, drink 3 beers
14: jerk off, drink 5 beers
15: siesta
17: jerk off, eat 6 donuts
19: try to jerk off, hopefully succeed
20: drink the rest of the beers
23- drunkenly try to jerk off, hopefully complete by the end.
2350: shove two donuts in your disgusting piehole.
The chicken dance is a staple at Midwestern Polack weddings. If someone banned this at their wedding, I’d be taking my gift back at the end of the night.
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I lost 50 lbs over a year, but then got a hernia and have stalled out on the weight loss. It’s been 6 months of sitting at 200 lbs and I’m getting tired of not being at my goal weight, but beer is too good. Reentering baby steps is a pain in the butt.
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I think the move is: 0:00: jerk off Run 6 miles. Go home, jerk off, drink 6 beers, eat ten donuts.
3-10 AM Sleep.
10 AM-jerk off, run six miles, jerk off;
Noon: Eat 6 donuts, drink 3 beers
14: jerk off, drink 5 beers
15: siesta
17: jerk off, eat 6 donuts
19: try to jerk off, hopefully succeed
20: drink the rest of the beers
23- drunkenly try to jerk off, hopefully complete by the end.
2350: shove two donuts in your disgusting piehole.
The chicken dance is a staple at Midwestern Polack weddings. If someone banned this at their wedding, I’d be taking my gift back at the end of the night.