The more caffeine I drink, the more acceptable I think my inappropriate comments are. PGP.

If I go out for lunch every day I’ll be broke, but if I don’t go out for lunch every day I’ll have no friends. PGP.

The customer is never right. PGP.

Being brought to the verge of tears by a sticky spacebar. PGP.

Over-sharers, close-talkers, and heavy-breathers. PGP.

Faking it till you make it. PGP.

The quarter-life crisis: just as bad as a mid-life crisis but no money to buy an awesome new car. PGP.

I moved into the city to be closer to the bars, and now I have no money to go to the bars. PGP.

Lying about your profession at the bar because what you really do for a living is an instant conversation killer. PGP.

Getting your oil changed on your lunch break. PGP.