“Oh, and it’s impossible to get out of clothing unless you live at home with your parents, in which case, Mom can definitely get it out.”
Fuck me sideways if this isn’t the truth. I think mom’s have a secret laundry spray that us 20-something’s don’t have the government clearance for. Some DARPA funded oxyclean.
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He’s been eating too much grass from Death Valley apparently.
Ha! I chuckled at this one. +1 for you good sir
Jessica would never stoop to Louis’s level. Plus, he looks like a goober most days.
I think Green Eggs and Ham would be an equally valid book to cite, here. “He does not like them here or there, he doesn’t not like them anywhere.”
“Oh, and it’s impossible to get out of clothing unless you live at home with your parents, in which case, Mom can definitely get it out.”
Fuck me sideways if this isn’t the truth. I think mom’s have a secret laundry spray that us 20-something’s don’t have the government clearance for. Some DARPA funded oxyclean.
Designated snack and sex breaks are also a must. Girls want that FU for some reason.