Got into car accident. Instead of having my life flash before my eyes, my last thought before impact was “Shit, is my car insurance gonna go up?” PGP.

Dressing for the temperature in your office, not the temperature outside. PGP.

That one guy in the sales room that talks WAY louder into his headset than is necessary. PGP.

Forgetting to switch to a “Private Session” on Spotify when listening to cheesy pop music at work. PGP.

Actually getting excited that a zero-calorie Red Bull came out. PGP.

Butchering someone’s name in a cold call. PGP.