Not trusting anyone that washes their dishes with the communal sponge in the break room. PGP.

Having to create a word document to keep track of your usernames and passwords. PGP.

Pregamed my hometown bars at Applebee’s. PGP.

Taking a break from not working. PGP.

Thinking that a five minute desk exercise YouTube video will suffice as my daily workout. PGP.