Feeling a buzz after 3 beers PGP

“If I’m not already out before 9 pm, I won’t be going out.” PGP

The weeks between Thanksgiving and Christmas. PGP.

Finding a unused shaker bottle with protein powder in it from a year ago. PGP.

Dreaming about retirement three years into the workforce. PGP.

Accidentally emailing a résumé and cover letter from your work email. PGP.

Happy hour not being long enough. PGP

The awkward moment when your boss asked you to perform a task you lied about being proficient in on your résumé PGP

Acting like Sunday is the last day you’ll ever live. PGP.

The break room turning into the Hunger Games when someone brings in donuts. PGP.