The ocean dried up.
This happened at Texas Media Systems in Austin, Texas. The music only makes it better. The guy stole about $700 bucks (street value) and then drove off in a $40,000 car.
Just holdin’ court at some chincy-ass fast food restaurant in the wee hours.
What. An. Idiot. J-Law sums it up best: “God. You are a monster.”
**SPOILERS**
[h/t Gawker]