“I’m like, ‘hottest girl in your improv class’ hot.”

“They both lived happily ever after, because they never spoke again.”

Whatever happened to predictability? Also, how good does Stamos look? The man simply doesn’t age.

Can’t wait for Lord Deathly Murderkill of House Doublecross and Dong Dangletaint of House Glans to make their debut in season four.

“You’re awake. You’re awesome. Live like it.” Preach on, little man.

More like “YERFUCKT.” It opens this summer at Schlitterbahn in Kansas City.