Being an adult is a tough gig. All the old people need to shut up. Let us rise up together. Why are you so hard on us???

Thanks again to the folks at Nice Piece.

Arguably the best NES game of all-time, with arguably the best soundtrack (even though it was just a single song on repeat that drove you to near insanity after never being able to beat King Hippo).

I highly suggest checking out his Sonic The Hedgehog acapella riffs as well.

New Jersey FOX 29 weather reporter Steve Keeley took one for the team earlier this week, getting completely blindsided by a plowed wall of snow during a live telecast. At first glance, this is just your run of the mill “oh look at this news reporter get embarrassed on live television” video, but nope. What makes this video are the shrieks of terror from the overreacting women back in the studio who make it seem like Keeley was just wallpapered onto a guardrail by an F-250.

It was a pretty awesome night in Hollywood last night. Some saint put it all together into a bite-sized two minutes for your enjoyment.

Some days, it’s just your day. Professional photographer Tim Burke filmed himself hitting 55 consecutive green lights one night in New York City. Amazing.

Burke said it simply on his blog: “Nothing’s as beautiful as hitting 55 consecutive green lights in NYC.”

“Chef” Keith Guerke went on several Midwestern morning TV shows to tell people about the best ways to reuse their leftovers from Thanksgiving and Christmas. After making things like ham and gravy smoothies and a mashed potato ice cream cone with corn sprinkles, it was pretty obvious that Chef Keith was not a real chef at all.

This comes from comedy geniuses Joe Pickett and Nick Prueher, who were also behind K-Strass: Incompetent Yo-Yo Master.