Pittsburgh attorney Daniel Muessig has a message for criminals. That message is “Hey guys. Don’t let the man keep you down. Also, I don’t give a shit what heinous crime you committed because ol’ Danny’s got your back.”

Liz Wahl is a news anchor for the Kremlin-funded news network RT America. Frustrated with the network’s coverage, or lack thereof, of the crisis in Ukraine and Crimea, Wahl took advantage of her public forum and resigned live on air, causing huge controversy.

Comedian Brock Baker is known on YouTube for his awesome cartoon character impressions, but he might have topped them all with this one. 33 Simpsons characters in just under five minutes.

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen someone owned in such a casual way. Bad news for Athletico Madrid’s ball boy, though. Ronaldo scored the equalizer with 10 minutes to go in the game. Either way, it’s good to see some good ol’ fashioned gamesmanship.

I had a really awesome pop-up book about airports when I was a kid, but this…THIS blows that out of the water like Tyrion blew Stannis Baratheon out of Blackwater Bay. It’s available on March 25th. Just in time for GoT season four.