After a successful victory lap and "earning" a degree in History, Boykin took a year off to enjoy the slow life living in Athens, Ga (at the time home of the number one party school in the nation) until his parents told him to get a real job. He started out as the Events Operations Manager for a three star resort in Nowhere, Georgia. After two and a half years of pulling miracles out of his ass he quit and now works for an event management firm that does behind the scenes work at Champions Tour and LPGA Tour events. The grass IS greener on the other side.
I’m going out on a limb here and guessing all of these are based on actual encounters from texts in which you performed all of these acts. Thank you, ma’am.
I hate how us guys get unwillingly dragged into this ring drama. Usually it happens in stages.
Stage 1: “Did you see so and so got engaged? Ha what an idiot and he couldn’t even afford to get her a nice ring! That’s hilarious! I know you will get me a much nicer ring.”
Stage 2: “I think we should go ring shopping, just so I can see if your taste in rings is what I hope it will be.”
Stage 3: “I sent you a link for a ring that will look perfect on my hand when you propose!” (Meaning that’s what it should look like or I’ll say no) “It’s only $24k!”
Stage 4: “What do you mean you need some space???”
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You forgot the one where the couple is “just browsing” and the guy proposes to her IN THE DAMN STORE! Do you get a discount if you do this?
Because all ranch style houses have the kitchen in the basement.
Bobby, be glad she hasn’t contacted you. It means she’s not pregnant.
You hope…
Wow, way to be really cavalier about the whole situation, Bacon.
Yeah but now they’re getting AIDS
^^ *who’s as in who is employed. What did you get your degree in?
^this
‘Shrooms and Molly, eh?
Oh great more fuel for the Bloomberg anti-gun fire…
Slappers only!
I’m going out on a limb here and guessing all of these are based on actual encounters from texts in which you performed all of these acts. Thank you, ma’am.
Good to hear from you, Champ. I thought you were dead.
For those who didn’t know, that’s Catie on the far left.
The three things that I cared about:
Gated
Pool w/hot tub
Clean, up to date fitness center
Poor Milton
I have a picture of an event I did. Reminder of why they keep me around.
I hate how us guys get unwillingly dragged into this ring drama. Usually it happens in stages.
Stage 1: “Did you see so and so got engaged? Ha what an idiot and he couldn’t even afford to get her a nice ring! That’s hilarious! I know you will get me a much nicer ring.”
Stage 2: “I think we should go ring shopping, just so I can see if your taste in rings is what I hope it will be.”
Stage 3: “I sent you a link for a ring that will look perfect on my hand when you propose!” (Meaning that’s what it should look like or I’ll say no) “It’s only $24k!”
Stage 4: “What do you mean you need some space???”
On it.
The hospitality industry sucks a fat one especially if you work in events. I could write a column about the events aspect alone…