My childhood best friend is now 7’1″ and he only ever wears basketball shoes because it’s the easiest thing to find in his size. Also he plays college basketball
WTF you can’t trust Red Lobster? You need to go my friend, and I don’t even care if you forgo the seafood altogether because their cheesy biscuits alone keep that place in the top 20.
I’m gonna finish reading this in a second, but just real quick, I’m not sure android rhymes with steroid…. damn now I’m gonna be thinking about that the while way through
Mystic River hell yeah. Sean Penn is intense. Tim Robbins is emotionally unstable and complex. Kevin Bacon is, well….he’s just Kevin Bacon. But great movie.
Then write an article that is entertaining, humorous, and lighthearted mocking the basic bro. I don’t come here to read heated or scathing social critiques. Poke fun at bros as a response. Add to the good content.
I love beer as much as the next guy, but oh shit those calories in my mid twenties would send me down an accelerated dad-bod spiral from which I’d never recover
I got a job offer in Arlington/D.C. with a think tank type organization. It was $65,000 a year which seemed nice for a 24 yr old until I looked at cost of living. $54,000 in Atlanta had been much friendlier.
Well thanks to the generations above us, we will have no social security and we will never retire. And those bastards are going to live FOREVER. So fuck yeah I’m gonna switch up my jobs. If 15-20% of my paycheck is going to support your wrinkled ass until I’m too old to enjoy it myself, I’m sure as shit not gonna be bored with my job.
You make sort of a good point. This is useful in forming quicker relationships with people that you might meet periodically. But I’m gonna suffer through small talk with the cab driver cuz I don’t give enough shits to get to know a guy I’ll never see again.
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While they may be weird, and frustratingly self-unaware, rednecks are usually goodhearted people, and it sounds like he just likes the interactions.
Don’t justify laziness. I’m not gonna lose sleep if I get ghosted, but I will lose respect for the person. Seriously. 5. fucking. seconds.
My childhood best friend is now 7’1″ and he only ever wears basketball shoes because it’s the easiest thing to find in his size. Also he plays college basketball
WTF you can’t trust Red Lobster? You need to go my friend, and I don’t even care if you forgo the seafood altogether because their cheesy biscuits alone keep that place in the top 20.
Lived my whole life in and around Atlanta and I always called it Gotcha.
maybe your lowest rated comment ever
Also, know when to bail. Crucial. Read the mood.
14. Will you take on all my grudges and vendettas and hate the people I hate?
totes.
I’m gonna finish reading this in a second, but just real quick, I’m not sure android rhymes with steroid…. damn now I’m gonna be thinking about that the while way through
You put more thought into his dick than I do into my monthly budget
Mystic River hell yeah. Sean Penn is intense. Tim Robbins is emotionally unstable and complex. Kevin Bacon is, well….he’s just Kevin Bacon. But great movie.
Don’t buy an old-ass house and not expect to have to work on it. If you want cheaper quality, you may have to move to the burbs.
Then write an article that is entertaining, humorous, and lighthearted mocking the basic bro. I don’t come here to read heated or scathing social critiques. Poke fun at bros as a response. Add to the good content.
I love beer as much as the next guy, but oh shit those calories in my mid twenties would send me down an accelerated dad-bod spiral from which I’d never recover
But you sometimes have to sit with other people, no? Does that impede on your conversation comfort levels?
I got a job offer in Arlington/D.C. with a think tank type organization. It was $65,000 a year which seemed nice for a 24 yr old until I looked at cost of living. $54,000 in Atlanta had been much friendlier.
Soooooo no grad school? That phase is definitely over?
Well thanks to the generations above us, we will have no social security and we will never retire. And those bastards are going to live FOREVER. So fuck yeah I’m gonna switch up my jobs. If 15-20% of my paycheck is going to support your wrinkled ass until I’m too old to enjoy it myself, I’m sure as shit not gonna be bored with my job.
Sorry bout Sanu bud. If it’s any consolation, I think we (Atlanta) overpaid
You make sort of a good point. This is useful in forming quicker relationships with people that you might meet periodically. But I’m gonna suffer through small talk with the cab driver cuz I don’t give enough shits to get to know a guy I’ll never see again.