If you aren’t going to have your engagement photos of you actually proposing, then they aren’t really engagement photos. They are just another passive-aggressive reminder that I will never find anyone.
Anything along the lines of: “I am fluent in sarcasm.” Auto-left. From experience, either A. They are lying, or B. They are fluent, but they fucking hate it.
I pay money to watch them play, not be good role models. These were the dumbest kids in school, the ones who beat up the nerds and skated by in class. Why do we expect them once they start in the league to be the best people that have ever graced the earth? They are modern day circus clowns, that’s it.
I agree. If it gets ruined for me, I will make them fall in love with me by reading them their favorite books, and being super hot. Then I will become a lesbian, make them chase me into the woods and brick them to death.
Exactly. Furthermore, we as a generation have been told from birth that it is absolutely necessary to go to college to get a good job. That if you don’t go to college, you will NEVER be successful. So you have people going to college, screwing around for 6 years because nothing in college really interested them, and then finding out that their Art degree doesn’t have a whole lot of weight in the private sector. So what do they do? Go to grad school, increasing their debt, and devaluing the graduate degrees of people who are really interested in the subject they chose.
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Bryan loved playlists
Snitches wana try (what)
Snitches wana lie (what)
Snitches wonder why (what)
Snitches wana die (what)
I have a Gaylist, it’s pretty epic.
If you aren’t going to have your engagement photos of you actually proposing, then they aren’t really engagement photos. They are just another passive-aggressive reminder that I will never find anyone.
Anything along the lines of: “I am fluent in sarcasm.” Auto-left. From experience, either A. They are lying, or B. They are fluent, but they fucking hate it.
The blatant disregard you have for cornhole disgusts me.
I pay money to watch them play, not be good role models. These were the dumbest kids in school, the ones who beat up the nerds and skated by in class. Why do we expect them once they start in the league to be the best people that have ever graced the earth? They are modern day circus clowns, that’s it.
This is not a laughing matter, mkay?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zM1P0oc2-es
I agree. If it gets ruined for me, I will make them fall in love with me by reading them their favorite books, and being super hot. Then I will become a lesbian, make them chase me into the woods and brick them to death.
It’s not your fault.
Why do you park in a driveway but drive on a parkway?
Just like the Gypsy Woman said!
Will it deliver good ideas for columns and general comedic ability? #FireJayTas
Exactly. Furthermore, we as a generation have been told from birth that it is absolutely necessary to go to college to get a good job. That if you don’t go to college, you will NEVER be successful. So you have people going to college, screwing around for 6 years because nothing in college really interested them, and then finding out that their Art degree doesn’t have a whole lot of weight in the private sector. So what do they do? Go to grad school, increasing their debt, and devaluing the graduate degrees of people who are really interested in the subject they chose.
#Bostonlivesmatter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KauRG6s50dM
This will look great with my frosted tips, and Airwalks.
The guy in that picture is the poster child for “People who are photogenic while sodomizing your family.”
In other news, it has been discovered that bears, yes bears, actually do shit in the woods.
Dammit Jon makes it hard for me to like him sometimes.