7am vows to never drink again, 5pm decisions on what to drink first.

Allocating your tax return into weekly dividends of slightly better liquor throughout the next year.

I bought a 12-pack of Natural Light last night, just to feel young again. PGP.

Wearing running shoes with slacks. PGP.

I had to stop and take a breather during a hookup this weekend. PGP.

1: “How was your long weekend.” 2: “Not long enough.” 1: “They never are.” PGP.