Now I know what my parents were talking about. PGP.

When I was “bending the truth” about my Excel skills in my interview, I didn’t realize how dependent my job was on excel. Quarterly reports? Fuck. PGP.

Relating more to Ferris Bueller’s dad than Ferris. PGP.

My expensive tastes greatly outweigh my paycheck. PGP.

Being a democrat in college and a republican after your first paycheck. PGP.

Sacrificing now to be successful later. PGP.