Tried to wait out the recession by going to law school. Turns out the legal economy lags about three years behind the rest of the economy. Underemployed and Unimpressed.
I’m not sure which is worse, this type of “gotcha” advertising, or a place that cares so little that it named itself “Green Street Apartments” because it’s located on Green Street.
I bonded with a girl over how horrid student loans are. I would never marry her, though, because combined we’d have nearly $300k in debt.
I’m not sure which is worse, this type of “gotcha” advertising, or a place that cares so little that it named itself “Green Street Apartments” because it’s located on Green Street.
So, Knox, I guess you don’t want any of my kale, quinoa, salad bowl from Chipotle, huh? It’s LITERALLY the best thing ever.
I think even more of my soul just died…
Using Peter Gabriel to describe pizza might be one of the more obscure metaphors I’ve ever heard, but I’ll be god damned if it isn’t one of the best.
Someone please promise me that “single barrel” means something.
This was my nightmare.
Agreed. How am I supposed to give a best man speech sober?
Man, #15 is so confusing.
The only way to get out of this relationship…is death.
Man, your rent is going to triple in the next decade. That sucks.
Whatever, Schmosby.
I felt guilty for taking two consecutive days off earlier this year.
#20 is my worst nightmare.
Weight/obesity isn’t a protected class, or there’d be tons of extra work for lawyers.
I love that someone whose name is “ticklemytaint69″ commented ” I’m so excited to never have kids. “